I asked Jesus why the footprints in the sand were so erratic. He said, “when you walk without rhythm, it won’t attract the worm”.
— Gerry McBride (@GerryMcBride) March 20, 2024
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According to sources, the three [American university] presidents arrived at Congress each driving Panzer tanks and surrounded by “SS” bodyguards. After warmly saluting each other, the three women carefully affixed Iron Crosses to their blouses and headed inside. Each of the three Ivy League presidents then took turns explaining why chanting to lynch minorities is not harassment.
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Ace’s classic review of Disney’s Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens:
Liveblogging the Horrific Star Wars Movie – Ace of Spades HQ
And why are the good guys the “Resistance”? DID THEY NOT WIN THE WAR IN THE LAST TRILOGY? What are they resisting? Succumbing to the blandishments of power?
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I can’t believe this movie is almost over. I felt nothing. About anything. Except contempt and hatred for my fellow man.
Really hard to find this on the search engines.
Heh. Jack Benny upstaged by a 12 year-old:
Jack Benny Plays “Getting To Know You” Violin Duet with 12 Year-Old Toni
The original skit with Gisele MacKenzie. (Unfortunately, the sound & video quality isn’t quite as good.)
Gisele MacKenzie & Jack Benny: legendary violin duet “Getting to Know You”
All time champion community note. Will never be topped. https://t.co/gRZ1fTmY6J
— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) November 24, 2023
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